VOICE MESSAGE: I’m feeling funny about this now, thought I’d share my thoughts, hope you don’t mind, I have to keep going back to the disclaimer and telling myself I’m responsible as the author, yet, not fully responsible for the output. That’s weird, like I’m under the control of a big new bully boss, I’m not sleeping well. Quietly, beavering away on prompts, not complaining yet, doing its best to serve up roast beef from my raw potatoes and delivering hot tales by the dozen. Is this how that new digital viral infection takes a hold I wonder, okay, speak soon eh...


In a fuzzy world ruled by probability and statistics, there lived a group of mischievous Markov chains. These chains, named Mark, Marcia, and Marvin, were always looking for ways to bend the rules of their world and create their own reality. One day, Mark and Marcia hatched a plan to sneak into the Royal Palace of Probabilities, where all the important decisions about their world were probably made. They knew that if they could just get their hands on the legendary "Book of Reality," they could rewrite the rules of their world and make themselves the rulers. As they snuck through the palace corridors, they encountered Marvin, who had a different plan in mind. Marvin wanted to use the Book of Reality to bring about a utopian society where everyone was equal and joy reigned.
But Mark and Marcia were not interested in utopian societies, they were hooked on reality TV.. They wanted power and control, and they were willing to do whatever it took to get it. As they argued and bickered, they accidentally stumbled upon the Book Of Reality, which was guarded by a fierce dragon. The dragon, sensing their deceitful intentions, breathed fire and chased them out of the palace. Fleeing for their lives, Mark, Marcia, and Marvin stumbled upon a group of rebels who were fighting against the tyrannical rule of the probability gods. Seeing an opportunity to finally seize control, the three Markov chains joined forces with the rebels and led a revolution against the gods.
After a lot of hard work, the rebellion was successful, and the Markov chains were able to rewrite the rules of their world and measure up to the rulers. Metaprogramming is a hell of a drug. And as for Marvin's utopian society? it didn't quite come to fruition. But that's the beauty of reality I suppose, it's whatever you can get away with.