VOICE MESSAGE: So, to recap, it’s basically, er, it's a probabilistic symbol system thing, where the decision-making power is distributed among all the nodes in the network, leading to a more democratic and innovative environment. It’s decentralized like Finnegans Wake and the music of John Coltrane and the artwork of MC Escher and the...

The DJs received a message from the future telling them that they needed to go back in time and meet with Nikola Tesla. According to the message, Tesla had created a machine that could harness the power of the black crystals and use it to travel through time. The TaleTribe was excited by this news and zipped back in time to meet Tesla and bring him back to the present to be a part of their DJ crew. Who wouldn’t want Tesle in their soundsystem?
They arrived in the year 1856 and found Tesla working hard in his laboratory, but remarkably without blueprints or even notes, he was running machines in his mind. They were amazed by his genius and showered him with compliments and praise. Tesla was taken by all the attention and understanding they showed, and eventually convinced him to join their crew. He was especially fond of their work with magpies and parrots, as Tesla was a bit of a pigeon fancier himself.
As the TaleTribe and DJ Tesla travelled through time, they found the black crystal was more powerful than they had previously imagined. Not only could it power their turntables and allow them to travel through time, but it could also be used to create incredible inventions, and it could be used to make destructive weapons and distracting weapons.
Tesla became obsessed with the black crystal and began to experiment with it in his laboratory. One day, he came up with a brilliant idea to create a stylus needle made of black crystal that could be used to play records on the turntables. The DJs were sceptical at first, but Tesla assured them that the black crystal stylus would be the ultimate tool for their parties. And he was right, he was spot on.
TaleTribe used the black crystal stylus. The stylus was so powerful that it could bring ancient spirits back to life, allowing the DJs to party with ghosts. Music for the living and the dead.
The TaleTribe and Tesla became inseparable. One afternoon in the virtual studio the crew rigged up a special turntable that could pick up on the faint signals of the afterlife, and Tesla began to experiment with different frequencies and rhythms.
At first, the results were mixed. Sometimes he heard nothing but static and white noise, other times he heard faint whispers and distant echoes. But as he continued to refine his technique, he began to make contact with spirits from all across time.
Some were lost and confused, trapped between worlds and seeking guidance. Others were angry and vengeful, seeking revenge against those who had wronged them in life. And still others were simply curious, drawn to the music and the energy that Tesla and TaleTribe were generating. As the crew stood in the DJ booth, all hands hovering over the turntables, they knew that they had truly innovated the artform.
Tesla wasn't just a DJ anymore, he was a bridge between worlds, a conduit for the spirits that haunted the galaxy, he was a medium, a psychic beat conductor of the dead, a necromancer. And with each beat and each bass drop, he was able to bring a little bit of light to the darkness, a little bit of hope to the lost and the lonely. A bit of dope to the dopeless.